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oojason
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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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1-Mar-2005, 11:16 AM
Bossk - Dando (Jill Dando) was a BBC reporter/presenter who was murdered a couple of years ago.


A golden oldie:-


THE WEDDING TEST

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided
to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged me.

My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me.
That one thing was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when
near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had
feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not
really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to
me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come
up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and
threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of
the house and walked straight toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes
he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family!"


The moral of this story is:















Always keep your condoms in your car.