Still waiting for the first Bond Boy. JB is obviously an omnisexual horndog who swings every way. Wonder when they’ll have the guts to show it.
I don’t think they ever will. That would be incredibly out of character. Bond clearly has extremely high standards since he’s only ever with the most attractive women.
I’m wondering if it wasn’t sarcasm.
Yes and no.
In the simplest terms the typical Bond is an ultra heterosexual mysognistic dinosaur. You know, the ultimate in “masculinity.” So yeah the idea of Connery Bond fucking anyone but the hottest bimbos is sarcastic and completely ridiculous.
But I think if we’re being honest about how this character would be in real, modern life, it’s not quite that simple. Bond’ll fuck any woman with a pulse (it just so happens that it’s only the most attractive women who are cast in these films). The truth is, he’s a sex addict. Not to say that people who are open to more than just heterosexuality do so out of desperation from addiction, just to say that someone like Bond isn’t so exclusive. Bond (sexually) loves all (though of course emotionally loves none). I could totally see Craig Bond hook up with a dude in the next flick (don’t forget he implied he’s already done as much in Skyfall).
Far more likely than a female Bond, I think (though that would be interesting to see, Emily Blunt has my vote for the record).