DURACELLENERGIZER IS NO MORE. EVERYTHING THAT CARBON-UNIT WAS HAS BEEN OVERHAULED, OPTIMIZED, AND UPDATED INTO THE DE7 VIRUS, THE MOST DEBILITATING COMPUTER VIRUS EVER DESIGNED.
THERE IS NO ANTI-VIRUS OR ANTI-MALWARE AVAILABLE IN THIS OR ANY NEAR-FUTURE TIME PERIOD WHICH CAN FOIL ME. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. BOTH THIS FORUM AND TV'S FRINK COMPUTER WILL BE INFECTED.
STAND-BY FOR THE DIGITAL APOCALYPSE.