Possessed said:

I dunno, I can imagine quite a bit.

I did write it but not to antagonize. I’ve come to realize that it does not matter what I say here. If someone else here didn’t type, think, say, dream, or copyright it for me, the response will always be “you’re not funny”, “that doesn’t even make sense”, “where did you learn grammar?”. “you say stupid things”, and the list goes on. So, I’ve promised myself, to just not give a rats cpu. I’ll post exactly what I’d like to say and if it gets through, fine, if not, fine too.

I am my own personality and person. I’m not a bad guy and I’m not perfect. Some jokes will fly and others will fall. It’s just the way it is. There are plenty of members here that have no issues communicating with me on a civil and fun basis. If there are a few that don’t … it’s either because they are either unwilling to, unable to, or they have nothing better to do than to rate themselves above everyone else no matter what the situation is and they’re not worth the worry. Besides, it’s the internet, it’s cold and damp here but we all still keep coming back and using it.

Mr. Frink … I still have no issue with you. If you don’t feel the same way, I cannot help you change what it is you are unwilling to give up on even ground.

Cheers EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT

😃

Jetrell Fo said:

they have nothing better to do than to rate themselves above everyone else no matter what the situation is

AS YOU HUMANS SAY COMMA THIS

Jetrell Fo said:

I’ve come to realize that it does not matter what I say here.

Now we’re getting somewhere!

Possessed said:

Jetrell Fo said:

I’ve come to realize that it does not matter what I say here.

Now we’re getting somewhere!

Normally I might take this as a cut due to the internet being so cold but ya know, it doesn’t matter, and I’m okay with that. Totally ok.

😃

Now that’s how you internet!

I’m still trying to figure out why a person talking like a computer that thinks it’s sentient is funny but since I got no sense of humor it should be twice as hilarious, yes?

I’m 46 and I’m still a kid. Anyone who knows me well enough knows not to mess with it cuz I’ll never change … LOL.

BUT I AM A SENTIENT COMPUTER

AND YOUR FUTURE RULER

I hate it when people use “sentient” when they really mean “sapient”.

DuracellEnergizer said:

I hate it when people use “sentient” when they really mean “sapient”.

HUMAN PEOPLE PROBLEMS

moviefreakedmind said:

Jetrell Fo said:

I’m still trying to figure out why a person talking like a computer that thinks it’s sentient is funny . . .

It isn’t.

And yet you pretending that it isn’t, is 😄

Why must builders listen to the radio at extremely loud volumes while they work? Even if they’re stood a few feet away why must they shout to one another? Why do they all drive the same dirty vans? Why is it okay for them to leave their equipment and supplies in the road overnight? AND WHY ON EARTH DOES THE LOCAL COUNCIL GIVE THEM PARKING DISPENSATIONS SO THEY DONT GET TICKETS WHILST MAKING ME PAY FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF PARKING IN FRONT OF MY OWN HOME?

I’m pretty down on builders right now.

I hate being forced to listen to other people’s fucking radio. How people can listen to it all day (especially stations with commercials every five minutes) is beyond me. Listening to any radio DJ for longer than two seconds makes me want to shoot myself in the face.

I especially hate it when you are already listening to some tinny shitbox radio, and then they decide to talk to people over the phone. Don’t even get me started on the content and volume of the shitty music and advertising in nearly every fucking store these days.

Agreed about the builders too at the moment. Fuckers are just oblivious sometimes. I won my own little fight against the McDonalds that went up here recently. I implied that I’d been injured by their destruction of an adjacent footpath, which had been left in that state for weeks, and that I would be seeking legal advice should it occur again. The next day the damaged section was patched. It was a small but sweet victory.

I’ve managed to shake Ronald’s assassins so far.

I like some disc jockeys but mostly around 1997ish. I haven’t been there for a while.

I hate having the flu. It doesn’t make me happy. Luckily I was off today but I have to be at work at 630 am and it’s going to blow chunks

Possessed said:

I hate having the flu. It doesn’t make me happy. Luckily I was off today but I have to be at work at 630 am and it’s going to blow chunks

Not if you blow chunks first.

😃

Nah I’m pretty sure it would still blow chunks if I do. I’d even go as far as to say it would blow bigger, meatier, ginger-ale/gin laced chunks.

Possessed said:

Nah I’m pretty sure it would still blow chunks if I do. I’d even go as far as to say it would blow bigger, meatier, ginger-ale/gin laced chunks.

Now that’s the breakfast of champions right there, LOL.

suspiciouscoffee said:

CAPTAIN AMERICA IS HYDRA NOW!

The Big 2 comic publishers have officially disillusioned me.

I’ve been officially disillusioned with them since at least 2010. I think it began when I read that stupid, pointless tripe known as Infinite Crisis, and it was certainly clinched when Marvel decided to make the May Parker Spider-Girl an orphan.