TV’s Frink said:
ONCE I AM ELECTED THERE WILL BE NO MORE BRITISH SPELLING OF WORDS

OUR COUNTRY IS THE GREATEST AND I WILL MAKE IT GREATERER BY ONLY ALLOWING APOSTROPHEMERICAN SPELLING

I’m not sure if I ever could’ve legally voted for you but I was doing my part regardless. I was handing out leaflets, giving impromptu talks in the queue at Tesco, I even got a little hairpiece and placed it atop my monitor in tribute.

Many in Great Britain were with you, debilitating effects of our inappropriate letter “U”'s and uneconomically long spelling of “jewellery” notwithstanding, we struggled but we believed in you.

Can’t you download a language package upgrade or something? Because this racial intolerance just isn’t cricket, old boy.