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DuracellEnergizer said:

If I ever have kids, I won’t let them watch TV until they’re at least five years old or use a home computer with Internet access until they’re fifteen.

QUOTE IF I EVER HAVE KIDS UNQUOTE IS EASY TO SAY UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THEM

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If I ever have kids I’m going to tell them not to say that then.

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TV’s Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

If I ever have kids, I won’t let them watch TV until they’re at least five years old or use a home computer with Internet access until they’re fifteen.

QUOTE IF I EVER HAVE KIDS UNQUOTE IS EASY TO SAY UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THEM

When they’re not in school, I’ll keep them locked up in the basement. They won’t have any choice but to obey me.

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Darth Ass hasn’t logged in in two days. Is it too soon to hope that he’s taken another extended leave?

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Darth Ass hasn’t logged in in two days. Is it too soon to hope that he’s taken another extended leave?

He’s too busy shoving broken beer bottles up his ass to log in.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Darth Ass hasn’t logged in in two days. Is it too soon to hope that he’s taken another extended leave?

This made me allol

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

END OF LINE

(It hasn’t happened yet)

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I don’t get people who don’t give any films a 10/10 or A+ or perfect score, simply on principle that “there’s no such thing as a perfect film”

Not enough people read the EU.

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LuckyGungan2001 said:

I don’t get people who don’t give any films a 10/10 or A+ or perfect score, simply on principle that “there’s no such thing as a perfect film”

Same. There’s no such thing as perfect, of course, but some things come close. Either way, films are rated on a scale depending on all the films. 10/10 or A+ shouldn’t be reserved for “perfect” films, it should be reserved for the best of the films.

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Just checking if I still have my account… I suppose I do!

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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DominicCobb said:

LuckyGungan2001 said:

I don’t get people who don’t give any films a 10/10 or A+ or perfect score, simply on principle that “there’s no such thing as a perfect film”

Same. There’s no such thing as perfect, of course, but some things come close. Either way, films are rated on a scale depending on all the films. 10/10 or A+ shouldn’t be reserved for “perfect” films, it should be reserved for the best of the films.

A+ means nearly perfect but not necessarily perfect. Also, there is a perfect movie

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“Don’t embarrass yourself”? That’s the only one I know. There are too many links in that thread and not enough quotes.

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YOU MIGHT NOT BE AWARE BUT IF YOU CLICK THE LINK YOU CAN SEE THE QUOTE

DONT FEEL BAD YOURE ONLY HUMAN

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darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

*“Home” being where the heart is.

Sweet to surrender to you only…
I send my love to you…

BLUUUUUUDASHUUUUUE SAVANNAH SONG

Knowing what you really are explains your excellent, once contemporary music tastes. So glad you got the reference.

I WAS A BIG FAN OF ERASURE

THE INNOCENTS WAS RELEASED WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL

I HAVE EVERY ALBUM UP THROUGH CHORUS

I SAY I SAY I SAY WAS THE END FOR ME THOUGH

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ricarleite said:

Just checking if I still have my account… I suppose I do!

Wow. Legendary ricarleite back from the great unknown? Welcome back!

K. Let’s have this ride.

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I ordered a cd from eBay, it arrived today.

It was a normal sized cd in a well sealed, padded Jiffy bag envelope.

It had a 10p stamp on it.

I opened it and found the cd and four loose 18p stamps inside.

The envelope had the sender’s name on the back with the words, “£1.30 postage paid” written underneath.

The 10p stamp came away from the envelope as I was opening it and I saw it had brown paper stuck to the back.

The envelope was white so that stamp must have been reused.

There was no indication that the postman had wanted me to pay the extra postage.

The cd was only ordered a few days ago and arrived very quickly, especially for an eBay item.

I’m reasonably sure this is not how the postal system is supposed to work.

I have many questions about this whole affair.

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I ordered a 100 inch, 4K, flatscreen TV with a curved screen. It arrived this morning. Nothing was in the box except for a VHS copy of Suburban Commando. I paid $200,000 for this, so they better refund me.

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