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I'm with Dayv.
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Originally posted by: Warbler
Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
Hey DC! When do I finally appear in the cartoon series?


yes and don't forget RRS and Sean.


Never forget the wookie!
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Unless of course, Motti and/or Davy tell me to.
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LET'S JUST STICK TO THE CORE CHARACTERS FOR NOW WHICH WOULD BE PSYCHO DAYV, MOTTI SOL, BOSSK, AND GUNDARK. CAMEO APPEARANCES BY WARBLER AND SEAN WOULD BE GREAT. OH, LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT OUR OLD IMPERIAL SPY, RRS 1980. I LIKE HAVING jimbo AND SHIMRAA AS THE PROTAGANISTS.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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You wan't me to change the story to be about Shim and Jimbo?

If you insist!






Seriously, I knew you meant antagonists... Really, I did.

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Lucas should also be a bad guy in the story.
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Dayv and Motti taking orders from Lucas?!? No, the Emperor is Jay of course. Lucas should be the secret bad guy behind all the other bad guys.
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I'd intended to make the Emperor evil anyway. But this gives me an idea... Also, I'm adding titles to all the other episodes.

Mangler Brothers Cartoon Series Episode IV: Return of the Cliche'd Plot Device

The show opens with Darth Chaltab, seemingly unaffected by the changes to the timeline, going over some recent captures. He chats with his crew aboard his command ship DarkCatalyst(tm)... They discuss the current location of the elusive criminal Hussein Adolf Yee, as well as the recent hit jobs of the Manlger Brothers. Suddenly, a transmission is picked up by the communications officer, SAKUL JORJE. He reads the text-only message and relays it to the crew: The Mangler-Mobile(tm) has been sighted making a jump for the distant world Jomanian appearantly after Jimbo Jones. Chaltab has no memories of giving Jimbo his second chance, but still feels he deserves one because he agrees with half of what Jimbo said, even though he loathed the way he said it. The DarkCatalyst(tm) flies towards Jomanian.

After the theme and commerical, We see a diner in a slum of Attichicktuc City, Jomanian. The Magnler Brothers, along with Warbler, enter. They are newly equipped, Motti with dual Desert Eagles and Dayv with an enormous laser combat-knife. Warblers arms appear to be newly transformed into Tesla Coils. Jimbo, just as he was last seen in Episode Two, stands behind the counter wiping a butcher's knife with a towel. He see's the Manglers, and dives behind cover just as Motti fires two bullets at him from each gun. While on the floor, the camera cuts to a shot of Jimbo cursing the Manglers and turning down the dial on his civility watch. The hulking brute agains leaps at the Manglers. Dayv is able to fend off his assault with the Fusion Flame Gauntlet, his in this timeline, but Jimbo gets up and knocks him backwards out of the diner (The sign reads Lumpawaroop Steak House)...

Motti's guns seem to be having no effect on the thick skull of the raging Yellow freak, and he too gets pummeled. The brothers dial their weapons up to level 2, with suitable outrageous transformation sequences, and attack Jimbo again. Dayv manages to cleave Jimbo's left arm off, but his smacked down by his right, which then hurls a stop sign at Motti, who dodges it Neo-style while returning fire from two really huge pistols. A new arm sprouts from the severed stump of Jimbo, and he hurls Motti into the sky and starts shooting lasers from his eyes(they are the same size in his transformed state), which burn his sides, barely avoiding cutting him in half. A beam blade portrudes through Jimbo's bulging shoulder, and tries to cleave his head into, but the skull is far too thick for even beam blades to cut. Dayv gets thrashed, and Jimbo tries to attack again, but is stopped short by a rocket that lands near his feet and knocks him down.

INSERT: RRS-1138, appearantly mechanical being with a Black Vaderesque Mask, holding a bazooka, and...

BOSSK, with an assortment of weapons. Warbler quickly joins them, pointing his Tesla Arm Coils at Jimbo. The three simultanously fire again, drinving the burning brute into a crater.Warbler cools the area off with an Ice beam, and Bossks injects concentrated CIVILITY(tm) into the Monster. Dayv and Motti are angy that they needed the help, and agree to trade back to the weapons their used to, even if it is discontinous with the history of this timeline. Either way, it is clear from this fight that Jimbo is much more skilled than in the original timeline, which caught the Manglers off guard. Jimbo is thrown onto the ground inside his diner. He staggers to his feet, and Motti and Davy explain that people are dissatisfied with the things he's had to say and the way he's said them, and hired them to kill him. Three bullets lance out from the Manglerguns, and the bullets are followed towards Jimbo's head, until...

Insert: Flash of Light, and Darth Chaltab, who just deflected his bullets with the light katana(tm)...

"I thought we warned you to stay out of our business," says Motti.

Chaltab looks puzzled, having no memories of their first encounter. He then insists that Jimbo only be maimed, and the whole argument happens again. The Episode ends with a "TO BE CONTINUED MESSAGE" as Chaltab and the Manglers begin to fight.

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Tesla Arm Coils? just what the heck are they?

And in real life the Mangler Bros would have no trouble defeating J____ in battle.

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You have lightning generators mounted on your triceps.

And of course in real life Jimbo would be no problem. You have to give some dramatic effect; there has to be some adversity. Also, they were using weapons that their original universe selves werent used to. Eventually they are going to whine and complain and start websites trying to get the Original Universe the way they remember it, but Father Time will refuse their request and even deny that it still exists...




























Just kidding.

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Your senses serve you well.
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You should have said "Your insights serve you well"
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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I might actually make that story now, Just to get revenge on Warbler for mocking my sense of humor.

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revenge is a two way street.
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You'd better get that smirk off your face!
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that's better