The Star Wars Trilogy has held the top three spots for films I want to see in a theater (others in that illustrious group include the 2010 restoration of Metropolis, Blade Runner, Aliens, Superman the Movie) At this point I would even go see the 1997 SE, because all the real stupid shit didn’t go down until the 2004 release, that was the first time the theatricals and the SEs weren’t on an even playing field quality wise.

If they do release the OOT, how about a punching bag with Lucas’ face on it in the lobby so each fan can thank him as they go see the suppressed classics he tried to bury in favor of the mediocre meddlings of middle age?