Maybe he’s just trying to annoy some of the annoying non regulars into going away …
I should hope you weren’t referring to me with that remark, since I’ll have you know I’m a “Trusted Member,” and my opinion is just as valid as the next geek’s!
Plus, Flunky’s whole computer routine only incentivizes me to stick around, since it makes his fruits hang even lower than yours, ripe for derision and odoriferous with putrefaction, just how I like it.