I’m confused, is he trying to do a bad impression of Jar Jar using the internet to pirate Star Wars?

If you’re having this amount of issues, you may want to check whether you’re having hardware problems, such as a hard disk that’s slowly dying (it could explain your random I/O errors). But in general people usually don’t talk this much HERE about the process of actually finding and downloading the files, this site is more for discussion ABOUT the projects, so it would probably be best to not go into as much specific detail.