The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell
rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the
;stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
I'm sorry;, says the pharmacist, we don't have any
But I always buy it here,says the blonde.
Do you have the container that it came in?; asks the pharmacist
YES, said the blonde, I'll go home and get it;
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks
at ;it and says to her;This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from
the container, TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails.
A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.
The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."