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Post #93936

Author
GundarkHunter
Parent topic
Advice on how to achieve your evil plans...
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Date created
19-Feb-2005, 7:42 PM
Here's mine:
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a senator. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison United Nations. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your plague of doom, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.