Last night I dreamt that I was going to a pool party at a house where the front door had a large sign reading "YOU’VE JUST BEEN GNOMED!" When I got in the water, I realized that I had left a small book (Childhoods End by Arthur C. Clarke, mass market paperback) in my pocket, so it was ruined.

Suddenly I went to some ungodly amalgamation of Walmart/Best Buy/a school. I was there for a quiz bowl tournament apparently and I joined a team (of people I’d never met) that was short one player. We won our first match and then we were on break, so I went outside to see where this building was. It was in a massive grassy field, surrounded by a wall of trees. The only other building in sight was a small church. I went there and saw what I thought was a bear rug at first, but was apparently a live dog. There was a sign on the wall that read “Dave Grohl Once Lived Here” with a picture of him.

Then I woke up, the end.