Unfortunately. I watched the Mummy every week when I was a kid and I watched The Mummy Returns on a monthly basis. In retrospect Returns was trash and the 3rd one was even worse. No retrospect needed for that one.
Returns is the kind of trash I can happily sit and watch with a decent amount of alcohol, though I don’t really think I could ever attempt it again sober.
I’m happy to not talk about Mummy 3, ever.
For some reason I can’t rate any film 10/10 but I can do it for videogames
I understand that. If I were to go all “professional critic” on it I’d probably give it an 8.5 in reality, but in casual conversation I tend to just give my favorite movies top marks so people just assume I love it when I couldn’t be bothered explaining myself.
Though in saying that, considering the name of the site, liking Star Wars should probably be a given.