Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a news reporter. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, terrified by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the White House. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your unholy weapon, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.