Here's mine...
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Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a military general. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, frightened by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must release your plague of doom, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
FUZZY BUNNIES SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH!!!!!