From revenge on an ex or boss to your plans for achieving world domination:-

Mine was:-

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It’s my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, horrified by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard’s robes?

Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your plague of doom, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

though I’ll have my tea and watch Desperate Housewives first…