Bingowings said:
A Yorkshireman’s dog has died and he goes to a jeweller’s shop to commission a fitting memorial.
Yorkshireman: Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?
Jeweller: Do you want it 18 carat?
Yorkshireman: No I want it chewin’ a bone, yer daft begger!
Jeweller: Ee, bah gum!
Post #936594
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- Bingowings
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- Crazy quotes
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- 30-Apr-2016, 6:21 PM