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KillerQueen said:

I loved the FNAF games.

I even got a stuffed Foxy plush for my birthday. Crazy stuff.

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I don’t know what that quote means and that’s fine.

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Bingowings said:

A Yorkshireman’s dog has died and he goes to a jeweller’s shop to commission a fitting memorial.
Yorkshireman: Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?
Jeweller: Do you want it 18 carat?
Yorkshireman: No I want it chewin’ a bone, yer daft begger!
Jeweller: Ee, bah gum!