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Post #93462

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ricarleite
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What if someone else had played Obi-Wan instead of Alec Guinness?
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Date created
15-Feb-2005, 11:57 AM
If Kubrick had directed it:

* It would be completed in 1987, if so.
* Most actors would quit in the middle of the shooting, Kubrick asking them to re-shoot the same scenes 100 times.
* Luke would go to the dark side, and kill himself afterwards.
* The death star battle would be very slow paced, with Lando getting out of the milenium falcom in a space suit and disabling the death star manually, in a 15 minute silent scene.
* The emperor would be played by Jack Nicholson.
* Long steadycam shots of paralel walls.
* Jabba talking in Nadsat ("Welly welly welly welly well, if it isn't my droog Luke Skywalker in poison!" - "Come on get one in the yarbles, Jabba!")