We already know how he behaves in real life.
“Hon, why have you been in the bathroom for 30 minutes?”
“GO AWAY MOM!”
People who haven’t actually been intimate with another person probably don’t take all that long. I’m guessing though, I don’t remember.
Well I figure he does it so much that it takes awhile now to get properly, uh, excited.
Should I ask about the death of Joseph Smith in the imperial’scum thread? 😉