When the new Sock Sniffer 5000 comes online, there will be a proper housecleaning.
Don’t we already have some of these here?
sock-sniffer:
the kind of guy who comes home from a long day of work, his feet have been sweating all day, his socks are ripe with the pungent aroma of stale milk and wet leather, and after he finally sits down and takes his socks off, but just before he throws them in the hamper, he takes a quick sniff to sample his odors.
😉