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suspiciouscoffee
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What is wrong with... Attack of the Clones? - a general discussion thread
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21-Apr-2016, 5:46 PM

moviefreakedmind said:

Apparently midichlorians are hereditary given that Qui Gon asked Anakin’s mother who the father was. I doubt George had any intention of having love be illegal for jedi until writing Episode II.

LUCASFILM: 2000

Rick: Hey Georgie, we’re filming in a few days. How goes the script writing?

George: Oh, well gee golly, I haven’t written it ye-- I MEAN not the final draft since I wrote it back in 1975 with the rest, of course.

RM: Are you okay, daddy?

GL: Fine, honey, I’m fine. Anyway, uh, just go on to the set and I’ll meet you there.

Exit Rick

GL: Okay, um, okay…

GL gets an idea. He removes the swiss cheese from a nearby sandwich and throws it on top of an erotic novel he left open. The words “Sex” and “Illegal” poke through the holes in the cheese.

GL: Haha! I’m a genius.

GL powers up his computer, ready to type his magnum opus.