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Post #93082

Author
ricarleite
Parent topic
Ratings creep and the rhodian who flunked out of the stormtrooper academy.
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Date created
12-Feb-2005, 12:04 AM
So GL is pretty much lying right? They should ask someone who edited the film with him, so we can know what really happened.

GL using the "Greedo shooting first" thing to tame down the movie and get a PG? Well I think he would get a PG for it today. Remove the blood in the arm cutting scene and you got yourself a G movie.

Maybe he could have done like Scorcese did for Casino. He shot a head vise scene in which Joe Pesci crushes this guy's head in a vise, he made it as violent and gory as he could so the rest of the movie would be tamer in comparision and used it as a sacrificial lamb. They would rate the movie NC-17, he would remove that scene (which he didnt mean to include anyway) and they would re-rate as an R. For some reason, they rated the movie R WITH that scene. Scorcese even had to remove some of the more graphical parts of that scene before release (and it's still quite a violent, disturbing scene)...

Maybe GL should have done the vise scene with Owen Lars and some stormtroopers:

"Owen Lars, listen to me. I got your head in a f(BEEP)ing vise. Now tell me where are those droids you bought."
"Arrh... Arhh... F(BEEP)k you! F(BEEP)k you you motherf(BEEP)er!"
"F(BEEP) me? F(BEEP)k me? Take that you motherf(BEEP)er!" *squeezes his head, one of his eyes pop out*
"AARRGGH... f(beep) you! Kill me... Kill me... KILL ME!"
"Kill you? F(BEEP)ing s(BEEP)thead... TK-421, do this guy a favor will you?"