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Episode VII: The Ridiculousness Awakens — Page 3

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As Ken talks to Vader, he responds with equally depressing dialog, like 2 emos fighting over who has it harder.

Current Edits:
Obi-Wan Kenobi - TBC
The Mandalorian (Season 1) - V1 Complete
The Mandalorian II (Season 2) - TBC
The Mandalorian Returns (TBOBF) - TBC

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As Ken talks to Vader, he responds with equally depressing dialog, like 2 emos fighting over who has it harder.

Current Edits:
Obi-Wan Kenobi - TBC
The Mandalorian (Season 1) - V1 Complete
The Mandalorian II (Season 2) - TBC
The Mandalorian Returns (TBOBF) - TBC

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Using the song ‘Crazy in Love’ when Leia and Han meet up for the first time in the film would be a really funny contrast to the slow, dramatic, emotional way it’s shot.

NOT A REAL NINJA (THOUGH DID TAKE AN AIKIDO LESSON ONCE SO WATCH THE F#%$ OUT)

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But then I’d have to own a Nolan Batman film. :p

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IDEAS:
when Rey gives the lightsaber to Luke, reverse it so that she puts it back on her bag and Luke looks away again.

CRAZY COLOR CORRECTION, CRAZY.

when Rey was inside a vision, put Jar Jar next to Kylo.

add vader’s breathing sound when Kylo speaks through-out the movie.

and add the whiniest line of Anakin in the PT and add it in the part when Kylo talks to Vader…

(soo much Nazi’s in Space)

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Jar Jar on Republic home world that isn’t Corsucant, even though it looks an awful lot like Coruscant. On screen graphics read “No, this isn’t Corucsant, stop asking.”

This is happening. It’s non-negotiable.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

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The Force Unleashed’s face? Which one? (Incidentally, all four are from this site.)

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With recent events “It’s a Map!”, should happen now (most of us were getting ready to clench).

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You can use some ‘viva la resistance’ material from South Park

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Swazzy said:

Dub over BB-8 with Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Wouldn’t meatball make more sense? Unless you think master shakes lines could work better.

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Use deleted scenes but add in several other timecodes.

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Replace all of Max Von Sydow’s lines when he is captured with constant whinging about how the film is a direct rehash of ANH and other usual complaints, kylo not being able to get a word in as sydow keeps on moaning, using direct quotes from certain members here and have Kylo cut him down mid whinge. And then all of the troopers cheering. 😉

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