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Originally posted by: TheSessler
Not hating Aquaman should be a crime.


It kinda is. If a cop asks you if you hate aquaman, and you say "no", he has the right to punch you in the stomach.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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You know where liars go, dont' you?

















Washington, DC--where you will be tormented day and most of the night forever and ever!

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
You know where liars go, dont' you?

Washington, DC--where you will be tormented day and most of the night forever and ever!


That explains a LOT.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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What did Aquaman ever do to any of you? Leave Aquaman alone, damn it!
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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His existence is a nuance. It is an unlikable comic book hero, at least to me. I'd be 0.00000001% happier if it did not exist.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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All aquaman ever does is talk to fish(like they can do anything) and pack the sandwiches in the JLA's lunches
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
His existence is a nuance. It is an unlikable comic book hero, at least to me. I'd be 0.00000001% happier if it did not exist.


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Oh darn it; sean's grammar has reverted.

Anybody notice how all the male SuperFriends come across as maybe gay in the old cartoons? Now add that to how Aquaman's only powers are lungs and icthitelepathy, and you've got why I can't stand aquaman. Aquaman in the JL Cartoon is a little better, only because he lets his evil brohter fall to his death when any other JL member or the old Aquaman would have saved him. Plus he wields a Tritent.

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I'll give you that, the new one is better than the old one, but thats like comparing pnemonia with the flu.
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I got an idea Nazi Superman! Superman is turned evil somehow and it's a musical.
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
I got an idea Nazi Superman! Superman is turned evil somehow and it's a musical.


Let's move that idea to the Things We Hate thread.
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Springtime for Kal-El?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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I got an idea Nazi Superman! Superman is turned evil somehow and it's a musical.


Let's move that idea to the Things We Hate thread.


I like the idea.
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We could bribe Lucas to use CGI to insert Superman into The Sound of Music and rerelease the film with the new name "When Singing Nazis Attack"

It would be edited to focus less on Julie Andrews giving music lessons and more on them fleeing from Superman and his Nazi hordes. The climax would have a giant battle between the Nazi's and Superman, who gets freed from Nazi mind control when Andrews hits a highnote, breaking the mindcontrol device.

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Well, there was a "what-if?" story that involved Superman landing in Russia instead of the US.
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"Superman becomes a nazi", the musical? It's so crazy it might work! Superman flying around the stage, singing with a swastica on his arm, reading from Mein Kampf, until the war is over and he is sentenced to death in nuremberg and shot with a kriptonite bullet.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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You know somebody wouldn't like that--they'd say it's racist.

I got it! You become a novelist and write the story, then I'll become a director and, being a big Hollywood prick, then I'll change the story to Superman being freed and fighting the Nazis, just like a real Hollywood sleazball would. And when I'm asked why I changed it from the book, I'll tell them I was "censoring" the story for American audiences.

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