No, it’s true. Rey is much worse than…

-Jar-Jar
-Little Ani
-Grown-up Ani
-Nute Gunray
-Elan Sleazebagano
-The farting Eopie
-Greg Proops and the other head
-Firecracker-in-his-ass Yoda
-Backwards-talking-turned-up-to-11 Yoda
-In-love-with-Chewie Yoda
-Flying R2
-Blue-faced George
-Blue-faced Katie
-General Grievous
-Stunted Slime Nemoidian
-Girlfriend Beru
-Stiff-as-a-board Queen Amidala
-Panakacakes
-Spittleface Boss Nass
-That frog that eats a rat outside Jabba’s palace and then burps, foretelling the coming stain of the PT
-Boobs McTwi’lek