Episode VIII Predictions
The film will open with a battle occurring on an ice world.
The film will cross cut between Rey training with Luke and the other characters navigating an asteroid belt on the way to Cloud City.
Luke tells Rey she is too old to be trained.
Luke will say, “No, I am your father.”
Rey will battle Kylo Ren at the end.
Kylo Ren will cut off Rey’s arm.
Rey’s lightsaber will fall into the depths below.
This is really pushing the whole satire thing a bit too far…
And who says that Kylo must be a villain?
He’s more or less a villain in training. Literally.