Jaimie does Cocaine: Batman v Superman fucking sucked
Jaimie does Cocaine: like
Jaimie does Cocaine: wow
Sympathetic: I didn’t watch it
Jaimie does Cocaine: I havent seen a movie this bad since Fant4stic Four
Sympathetic: And I am not planning to
Sympathetic: So feel free to spoil it for me
Jaimie does Cocaine: Superman kills 20 million people
Sympathetic: Whoa that is savage
Sympathetic: Why tho
Jaimie does Cocaine: Lex Luthor is like “Yo, bitches, we should have a backup plan for this alien psychopat.”
Jaimie does Cocaine: Batman is angry at Superman
Jaimie does Cocaine: Batman find out Superman’s mom’s name is the same as Batman’s mom’s name (which Superman killed)
Jaimie does Cocaine: Batman stops being angry at Superman
Sympathetic: Wait what
Sympathetic: Wuuuuuuuuuut?
Sympathetic: Batman and Superman have same mom?
Jaimie does Cocaine: Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman decide to kill Lex Luthor for thinking that the world should be prepared in case Superman goes full apeshit
Jaimie does Cocaine: That orc from Lord of the Rings appears in all his CGI gloryness
Jaimie does Cocaine: they kill the orc
Jaimie does Cocaine: or something
Jaimie does Cocaine: then Superman kills another 20 million people
Jaimie does Cocaine: Then superman dies
Sympathetic: Why tho
Jaimie does Cocaine: The End
Sympathetic: Why does he kill people like that
Sympathetic: I mean isn’t he supposed to be a hero
Jaimie does Cocaine: Because it’s a mature movie
Jaimie does Cocaine: for mature audiences
Jaimie does Cocaine: duh