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Originally posted by: sean wookie
everyone has to pay taxes

Not when you're incorporated offshore. Gundark and I went to great lengths to set this up. It's quite nice.

Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
IF I DIDN'T DIRECT IT THEN TARANTINO WOULD BE MY FIRST CHOICE.


See, guys? I know of what I speak. I said that Tarantino was our first choice on the outside and Dayv confirmed it. We are the Fantastic Four of Hitmen. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. We know each others' thoughts, feelings, ideas, and actions. We work as one. No turning against each other because the Mangler Bros. are a symbiotic entity. We rely on each other.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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and whatever side the four of you are on, is my side.
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Originally posted by: Bossk
Originally posted by: sean wookie
everyone has to pay taxes

Not when you're incorporated offshore. Gundark and I went to great lengths to set this up. It's quite nice.

Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
IF I DIDN'T DIRECT IT THEN TARANTINO WOULD BE MY FIRST CHOICE.


See, guys? I know of what I speak. I said that Tarantino was our first choice on the outside and Dayv confirmed it. We are the Fantastic Four of Hitmen. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. We know each others' thoughts, feelings, ideas, and actions. We work as one. No turning against each other because the Mangler Bros. are a symbiotic entity. We rely on each other.



YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, BOSSK.


"THE FOUR MANGLERS OF THE APOCALYPSE"

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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You bet your ass!
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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The Caymans are among the many wonderful places to incorporate offshore, but I'm not saying whether or not we're incorporated there.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Although I will say I have visited there. Grand Cayman is gorgeous. Go swimming with the stingrays if you ever get a chance to go there.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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And the 2.5% tax rate is ideal for sheltering.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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interesting. . .
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And you know this little morsel of knowledge for what reason, Gundark? Hmmm...
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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The Canadian Prime Minister, Paul Martin, incorporated his shipping company there.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Smart man. But how many legality issues were brought up as a result? I mean, you would think there'd be questions about how legally his shipping company operates if he had to incorporate it out of country.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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he is fine, i am telling you he in a ditch some where, i am the one who pushed him in.
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lol he'll be back
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i now lit the Mottisignal tm if he sees it he will come
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he will come when he comes. not when you call him.
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well the signal means theres trouble he'll come running
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
he is fine, i am telling you he in a ditch some where, i am the one who pushed him in.


Ha!

10 Shims couldn't push 1 Motti into a ditch

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so then why isnt he here.
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
i now lit the Mottisignal tm if he sees it he will come


Much like Commissioner Gordon and the Batsignal (TM), only I (or the other two official Manglers -- Dayv or Gundark) have control over the Mottisignal (TM). And it's been lit for a couple of weeks now. The only time in its short history that it has failed.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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And whenever Motti 'mangles' somebody, there's a big "WHACK" or "BIFF" popping up to censor the violence.

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Originally posted by: Bossk
Originally posted by: sean wookie
i now lit the Mottisignal tm if he sees it he will come


Much like Commissioner Gordon and the Batsignal (TM), only I (or the other two official Manglers -- Dayv or Gundark) have control over the Mottisignal (TM). And it's been lit for a couple of weeks now. The only time in its short history that it has failed.



And only i get to hit people Brick O' Pain (TM) or BOP (TM) *wacks everyone in the head with it*
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
And whenever Motti 'mangles' somebody, there's a big "WHACK" or "BIFF" popping up to censor the violence.


Yeah, something like that. Gotta love a good old onomatopoeia (sp?).
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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