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The Top Ten — Page 12

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Go get some sleep, ric.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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I can't.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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10. X-Men (NES)
9. Force Commander (PC)
8. Superman 64 (N64)
7. Monster Garage (PC)
6. Custer's Revenge (2600)
5. Barbie Horse Adventure (PS2)
4. Catwoman (PS2/GCN)
3. Enter the Matrix (Multi-Platform)
2. ET (2600)
1. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (PC)
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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by Custer's Revenge were you offended by it or did you think it was bad?
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I'm not offended by very poorly rendered pixlelated sex, the game was horrible.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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True, have you seen the back cover?

"If you can ever get an erection after reading the back of this game's box, then you need to stop reading websites and get back to jail."
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Come one Sessler: Enter the Matrix wasn't that bad.

Besides, Quest 64 should be on that list somewhere!

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I haven't played Quest 64, thank goodness.

And yes, ETM was that bad.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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But it wasn't worse than Quest.

I know; I've played them both.

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But I haven't, ergo it is not on my list
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Have you actually played Big Rigs?

My worst 10
10. Empire Earth (PC)
9. Street Fighter (Arcade)
8. Pole Position (Arcade)
7. Rocky and Bullwinkle (NES)
6. Steel Harbinger (PS1)
5. Golden Axe (GBA version)
4. Quest 64 (n64)
3. Dragonball Z UB 22 (PS1)
2. Dragon Ball Final Bout (PS1)
1. Metal Gear Solid:Twin Snakes (GC)

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Actually, yes I have.

I downloaded it off Suprnova before it went down, the X-Play review gives it too much credit
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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The only think lower than 0 is a negative score!

If a game with a negative score gets to close to an actual game, then the game and the anti game will fuse and cause a nuclear explosion.

I think zero is fair enough.

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I think you and I are giving it too much credit in actually calling it a game
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Ok. Fine...

It's a physically impossible movement simulator.


BTW, why don't you checkout my Episode summary for the Mangler's Cartoon Pilot in the Cartoon and Mangler Bros threads?

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Have you actually played Big Rigs?

My worst 10
10. Empire Earth (PC)
9. Street Fighter (Arcade)
8. Pole Position (Arcade)
7. Rocky and Bullwinkle (NES)
6. Steel Harbinger (PS1)
5. Golden Axe (GBA version)
4. Quest 64 (n64)
3. Dragonball Z UB 22 (PS1)
2. Dragon Ball Final Bout (PS1)
1. Metal Gear Solid:Twin Snakes (GC)


have you played big rigs
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Nope... I'd like to find it free just to truly comprehend the vacuum of suckiness is.


Plus I don't really hate Empire Earth...
Think about it. If the only games you'd ever played were Mario64 and KoToR, both great games, but you'd have to consider one of them the worst game you've ever played.

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Argh! I didn't notice you had MGS TS on that list!
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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I don't hate it because it's a bad game; I hate it because I wasted $40 bucks on it.

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Maybe he could never get first?
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."