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Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish shit in it.

But Donald Trump is making water great again.

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People ask him “How can we make water great again?” They ask him this. He has close friends, I tel you, very good friends that ask this. They are asking this question. And he is going to answer it. He is going to say that he will make water great again. We’ve had 7 years of bad water. We are going to be the best at water. We have been losing in water to other countries. Their water has been winning. We’ve been losers at water and we’ve had 7 years of that. He is going to make water great again. We’re going to be the best at water.

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I say water has always been great and we just need to make it accessible to everyone.

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Were you visiting Flint Michigan? Why did you not just drink bottled water?

By the way, quit hating on the Donald or I will leave originaltrilogy.com!

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TV’s Frink said:
Drumpf

In all seriousness though, hating on someone’s ancestral name is just as pathetic as Trump’s comments. Not that I would expect much more from the “faux-news” shows.

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Come on, do you not understand it’s not hating on the Drumpf name, it’s an attempt to separate the man from the exaggerated image and brand he’s created? The name that people are attaching themselves to without thinking it through at all?

If you watched the entire 22-minute John Oliver piece on Trump, and don’t get that, I don’t think there’s anything more to discuss about it.

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Stop drumpfing on Trump, everybody. He’s human and he needs to be loved*.

*Just like everybody else does.

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TV’s Frink said:

Come on, do you not understand it’s not hating on the Drumpf name, it’s an attempt to separate the man from the exaggerated image and brand he’s created? The name that people are attaching themselves to without thinking it through at all?

If you watched the entire 22-minute John Oliver piece on Trump, and don’t get that, I don’t think there’s anything more to discuss about it.

Fair enough, but I do not find him or John Stewart funny, so I find it hard to appreciate their commentary 😉

I do love Colbert though.

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I love all three. If I had to pick one it would probably be Colbert, although I don’t like him as much now as I did on the Report. His faux-conservative pundit character was gold, Jerry, gold!

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His stuff on Trump is hysterical. I loved the Donald vs. Trump segment.

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We cannot allow the smoking age to go up to 21! It’s an assault on the right of 18-20 year olds to decide what to do with their own bodies! Write to your municipal, county, state, and federal representatives about this!

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suspiciouscoffee said:

Tyrphanax said:

Fuckin’ suspiciouscoffee stole my signature, but his is a snazzy gif and now I feel like a piece of fucking garbage.

fml

Sorry man, I just like Tron. It actually wasn’t a gif first because it wouldn’t resize properly, you can blame Tobar for getting it to work for me 😉

TRAITOR!

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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(It hasn’t happened yet)

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darklordoftech said:

We cannot allow the smoking age to go up to 21! It’s an assault on the right of 18-20 year olds to decide what to do with their own bodies! Write to your municipal, county, state, and federal representatives about this!

Meh.

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darklordoftech said:

We cannot allow me to post until I’m 21! It’s an assault on the senses of everyone else here to read my posts with their own eyes! Write to Jay and the mods about this!

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Wait, you can drink legally?

We must raise the drinking age to 23! It’s an assault on the right of us adults to let 21-year-olds to decide what to do with liquor, especially when they are obviously posting while drunk on this forum! Write to your municipal, county, state, and federal representatives about this!

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Possessed said:

darklordoftech said:

We cannot allow the smoking age to go up to 21! It’s an assault on the right of 18-20 year olds to decide what to do with their own bodies! Write to your municipal, county, state, and federal representatives about this!

Meh.

Just curious, but why respond if you don’t care?