I’d like to say that I never, ever ever understood the appeal of Machete Order. I mean, you start out with the situation where you’re out of screwdrivers to jam into your eyeballs and therefore have to watch the prequels – okay, fine, I’m with you so far. But then you decide… hey, I’m no masochist, I’m going to skip some of the prequels, but then you go ahead and choose the two most painful prequels to watch! I can’t see the appeal of that at all.

0,5,6: for the complete saga, adding 7 when available
0,5: for the highlights
0,5,6,1: to see how everything went wrong, without having to wallow in it for two more films