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7. Yoda is actually the son of Kermit the frog and Miss Piggy.

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Top ten deleted scenes from the prequels:

6- The infamous Ben Affleck scene in TPM.

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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5. Obi Wan reveals that Padme was never really queen, but that it was really just a reality show.

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Top ten deleted scenes from the prequels:

4- Darth Wackojacko kidnapps young Anakin in TPM, with sickening porpouses in mind.

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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That was really uncalled for, Ric.


3. Darth Maul's torso is mauled to death by baby dewbacks

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Dewbacks on Naboo? Now thats just bad continuity.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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2: A scene that reveals that the 'core' at Naboo is actually a wormhole to Tatooine.

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Top ten deleted scenes from the prequels:

4- Darth Wackojacko kidnapps young Anakin in TPM, with sickening porpouses in mind.


LOL!!!
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1. A disclaimer at the end of the new DVD releases with an official apology by George Lucas for screwing up the movies that we know and love and for introducing Jar Jar Binks to the Star Wars canon.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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THAT one's definitely a pipe dream.
1a. The death of N*SYNC at the hands of the droid army.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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THAT one's definitely a pipe dream.


True. Dammitalltohell.

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1a. The death of N*SYNC at the hands of the droid army.


Ahhh....
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0: It was all a dream. Lucas wakes up in his grand palace on Coruscant where he lords over the galaxy and changes history with his magical computer, CG-I.

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^A-la Wizard of Oz I presume
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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*George looks over at Hayden, R2, and 3PO*
"And you were there! And you! And you!*
*looks over at Sebastian Shaw*
"Who the f*** are you?"
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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*George looks over at Hayden, R2, and 3PO*
"And you were there! And you! And you!*
*looks over at Sebastian Shaw*
"Who the f*** are you?"


ROTFLMFAO!!!! Damn! That's some funny shit!
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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a side effect of Lacunas erasure of his memory of the OT
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"Is there any chance of brain damage?"
"Well... the procedure itself IS brain damage, but it's like a night of heavy drinking, nothing you'll miss."

I think I'll hire Lacuna to erase my memories of the SEs.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Eternal Sunshine of Lucas' Spotless Mind?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Yeah, well it's gonna take a helluva lot of pro bono cases by Lacuna to make the rest of us forget it. I'm running for those dark recesses of my memory as we speak.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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So I'll just take this pill, and Elijah Wood will come to my house and erase the SEs, the PTs, Matrix Revolutions, Mummy Returns, every Hulk Hogan film, part of my childhood and teenage years, and my whole knoledge about politics, foreign affairs and enveironment. That should keep me happy.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Hey, thats a pretty good plan.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Eh? What is a good plan? Do I know you? What is this place?



“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering