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Originally posted by: Bossk
Especially not once she starts dating. I can just see Gundark now interviewing her boyfriends with the Mangler Brothers standing on either side of him.
"In order to date my daughter, you must be a SW fan. So, anwer these questions correctly, and you may go out with her. If you make any mistake, you shall die, being thrown into my personal sarlaac pit: the window."
"Sir, this is really not necessary, I just wanted to take your daughter to..."
"First! Who shot first, Greedo or Solo?"
"Look, sir, really, I don't think this..."
"WRONG! But it's ok, it's a tricky question. Next question... Are the stormtroopers drafted men, or are they clones?"
"Geez look at the time, I should be..."
"WRONG! But that was also a tricky question. But... the next question is an easy one. Even a loser as yourself should be able to answer it. Who is the pilot of the Y-Wing that survived the battle of Yavin?"
"Uh... captain... Kirk?"
"Get... the f##k... out of my house... NOW!"