Revenge of the Shit
WAR! Lucasfilm is crumbling
under attacks from disgrungled
fan boys discontented with the
direction the franchise has taken.
There are heroes one one side.
It ain't Lucasfilm.
In a stunning move, the feindish
fan boy leader MagnoliaFan, has
re-edited both Episode I and II
making them much better films than
what was officially released.
As fanboys flee with their bootlegged
copies of these brilliant re-edits,
The Dark Lord Darth Lucas
has waged an all-out assault by
releasing the ORIGINAL TRILOGY full
of technical glitches and pointless
changes in a last ditch effort to get
our cash ....