A potential buyer surfs over to ebay and sees a droid up for auction. The droid is in fine condition except that its right arm is missing. The buyer in question contacts ricarleite by e-mail and asks him why the droid is missing its arm. ricarleite responds "Well, let me tell you something about that droid. That's the smartest droid you've ever seen in your life. That droid can speak Bocci, it can fly a speeder, it can pull warning labels off doors, it's a great negotiator--why, one time, it even convinced an entire Ewok village to join in the fight against the Empire. The potential buyer responds, writing, "That's amazing! But what happened to its right arm? ricarleite replies after a few days. The e-mail reads "Well, man, you don't sell a droid like that all at once!"