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The "101 Ways to Kill Off-Topic For Good" Thread — Page 2

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Bardlefickle comes to mind. Heard it on a beer commercial once. Never forgot it. Forgot almost everything else about the commercial though.

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^Hey hey hey hey, I only posted 1 offensive pic of Jesus, don’t pluralize that shit when you quote me.

Unless that was you saying you want to see more pics…

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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We could also start a thread called cheese Tuesdays, where we talk about our favorite cheeses but are only allowed to post in it on Tuesdays. Posts not about cheese allowed if they at least contain a picture of cheese. Somebody start it. Warbler? Let’s go.

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We could talk out of our penis holes instead, if that would help . . .

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Johnson?

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Is that like hair extensions you just clip on?

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KAKAPEEPEE!!!

"Wipe them out... all of them."

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Time for me to read from the Necronomicon, then.

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