Christmas Jones is the worst Bond girl in the entire series without doubt. That being said I love the Elektra/Renard combination for the villians
At least she didn’t squeal like a pig stuck in the mud. Stacey Sutton, anyone?
I don’t mind her character in TWINE, as it could always be worse. TWINE is so full of missed opportunities and failures that it is an always fascinating watch. Brosnan is at his best, the story setup is great, the villains are perfectly cast, the locations and style are prefect, Arnold’s score is far better integrated than TND, the title song is PERFECT, Apted proves great for the character scenes…and yet it doesn’t work half the time because the second unit action footage doesn’t integrate well and this film began the curse of Purvis & Wade who can’t develop a plot thread to save their lives.
SPECTRE proves they don’t know what they are doing any longer, nor can they jump ship and do a big TSWLM/YOLT or even Thunderball type of action Bond film anymore. In fact the film is so bad, so dull, so drawn and out and inconsistent that I’m shocked it was even released. How anyone liked it is beyond me. Like Jurassic World and TFA it attempts to remake and reinvent the old stories for new 2015 audiences, but unlike those it has no drive, passion, humanity, pacing and really anything to speak of at all. If you had said it was a feature length fashion and lifestyle advert on Ambien, you’d be 100% correct.
Current rank is something like this, but all 20 are part of my psyche forever.
FRWL
OHMSS
LALD
DN
GF
TB
TLD
YOLT
TMWTGG
TSWLM
DAF
MR
FYEO
AVTAK
LTK
OP
TWINE
GE
TND
DAD
CR '67
NSNA
The four worst films I have ever experienced:
CR 06, QoS, SF, SPECTRE