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*spitta–* oh wait, I’m not drinking anything…

Nobody sang The Bunny Song in years…

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I didn’t think I’d ever like a band called “Garbage” as much as I do.

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I once went to Texas just to take a piss. I’m not making any sort of statement of contempt about Texas or anything, but I was in Oklahoma with family somewhat near the border. I was a child and just wanted to see Texas because I idolized Stevie Ray Vaughan. So my dad took me, but when I got there I had to pee, so I went to a gas station and peed then we went back.

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I’ve noticed Smoking Lizard hasn’t posted since the 9th and hasn’t visited the forum since the 13th.

I wonder if he’ll ever return. His arguments were kinda amusing from a sad point of view (or is it the other way 'round?).

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This

doesn’t inspire me to adopt a vegetarian diet. On the contrary, it makes me want to run out into the woods buck naked, tackle down and kill with my bare hands the first deer I come across, and then eat its uncooked flesh right there before the carcass has time to cool, all just to spite this plastic Hollywood slut.

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DuracellEnergizer said:
On the contrary, it makes me want to run out into the woods buck naked, tackle down and kill with my bare hands the first deer I come across, and then eat its uncooked flesh right there before the carcass has time to cool, all just to spite this plastic Hollywood slut.

Spite her? I don’t think she would care in the slightest.

真実

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according to bluray.com, if you play my whole bluray collect one right after another, non-stop, it would take 21 days, 21 hours, and 30 minutes to play all of them.

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imperialscum said:

DuracellEnergizer said:
On the contrary, it makes me want to run out into the woods buck naked, tackle down and kill with my bare hands the first deer I come across, and then eat its uncooked flesh right there before the carcass has time to cool, all just to spite this plastic Hollywood slut.

Spite her? I don’t think she would care in the slightest.

She would if I dumped the uneaten portions on her front door.

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Warbler said:

according to bluray.com, if you play my whole bluray collect one right after another, non-stop, it would take 21 days, 21 hours, and 30 minutes to play all of them.

well something is weird with their stats. I just realized I forgot to add a blu ray to my collection. The length of the movie is 88 minutes. Logically therefor, the run time for my whole collection should now read 21 days, 22 hours, and 58 minutes. But it reads 21 days, 21 hours, 58 minutes. It is missing an hour. Weird.

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I can’t stand sweets or desserts. I can only remember ever eating one bagel… Didn’t care for it.

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I like that Possessed says he hates sweets and desserts, then gives an example that is neither sweet, nor a dessert.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Neglify said:

I like that Possessed says he hates sweets and desserts, then gives an example that is neither sweet, nor a dessert.

You’ve obviously never had an bagel sundae before.