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I wonder if we could borrow a Flux Capacitor and use a modified alpha red that attacks Reptilian DNA...

Then we could elminate all the Trandoshan scum from the galaxy in the past.

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Trandoshan DNA is impervious to alpha red. Even if modified. Few know enough about the anatomy of a Trandoshan to do it any harm. The few that "did" became food.

I gots ta eat.
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Then my only other option is to bribe some ancient Bothans into declaring Akrai on the Transoshans.

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Declare all the Akrai you want on the "Transoshans."

Ah, saved by Shimraaese.
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Now I am taking this opportunity to use the flux capacitor installed in the Hound's Tooth to travel back in time and eradicate Jango Fett before he can be cloned into Clonetroopers which provided the template for all Imperial Troops to follow.

Say goodbye, Chaltab, as you swiftly disappear from existence!

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahhahha.

(I win)
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Maybe I'm not a clone trooper.

Maybe I killed a trooper and took his armor.

*Laughs Maniacally*

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And it all ends the way I think episode 3 will end. British cops come in and arrest everyone.

"It's this one I'm sure."
"Ok, come on, stop that, put that away. You! Stop that camrea right now..."
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You know, I was half expecting that Spamalot would end that way...but it didn't. I also expected the show's historian to be slain halfway through the play.
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Hmn, so I suppose the movie is much better than the broadway play...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Maybe I'm not a clone trooper.

Maybe I killed a trooper and took his armor.

*Laughs Maniacally*


Except if I kill off Jango, no Clonetroopers or any subsequent Imperial Troops would ever exist. This means you're running around trying to be menacing all the while stark naked. Sooooooo menacing...

ick.
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*Disturbing mental images. Must leave NOW!*

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Note that I used the word 'maybe'

My armor was custom built by one who shall remain nameless.

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Okay. But right now you're too busy being chased by a ravenous gang of KKK members who are accusing you of being a wannabe to even think about having time to try to kill me off. And, Lord knows, the southern U.S. has enough KKK left to keep you busy until you're well past your prime.
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Originally posted by: Bossk
And, Lord knows, the southern U.S. has enough KKK left to keep you busy until you're well past your prime.
Forget the south, just don't visit the US Senate...
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KKK Klansmen have pointed hats and they don't have lightkatanas.

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Yes, your hood is not pointed, hence the "wannabe". The rest of the cloth helmet looks suspiciously like a KKK hood.

As for the "lightkatanas"... nor do you. You're a cold-weather stormtrooper, remember? You don't carry a lightsaber. You carry a blaster rifle. Deal with it and move on.

Starkiller, very good point.
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
I like potatoes that remind me of Darth Vader.


Do you encounter potatoes that remind you of Darth Vader on a semiregular basis? You make it sound that way by your use of the plural of potato.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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