I could be wrong, but it seems to me you very much enjoyed the movie and didn’t appreciate my harsh treatment of it. That’s understandable. I have to be honest here though, dude – I think you’re employing an extreme amount of ad hoc reasoning to debunk my review, which is fine; we all do it. I was doing it earlier in defense of ANH in that other thread. I hope I don’t sound too pretentious in saying that…it’s just my observation.
A lot of the points in my review were also rhetorical. Didn’t really require a response. It was intended as satire, which may or may not have been effective.
In the end, seriously, if you and I ever met in person, we’d probably enjoy a beer together and laugh about how bad TFA really was. Ha ha.
You sound like a reasonable dude. I admit, I overreacted in response to him, but his responses to your post were really irritating. But whatever, we all have our own opinions on the movie and everyone here should just respect that…
Irritation is in the leg of the beholder.
And I’m sorry if you don’t understand this, but most of that list is not opinion. It’s either extreme nitpicking, a lack of awareness, or just being flat-out wrong (see the “uniform” complaint in the very first point).