He can start by finding me a girlfriend, preferably one with natural red hair, blue or green eyes, and no tattoos.
Why don’t you just ask your mom to do it?
Pfft. My mother knows no one. Besides, I wouldn’t want to be set up with any girl she’d deem appropriate, anyway.
God is nothing but a big pile of apathy. Satan is who you go to when you need something done.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he wasn’t a great big pansy.