Alright, this computer can’t handle image registation.
Here are my results with the raw capture image:
http://screenshotcomparison.com/comparison/156203
(some slight color tweaking after the histogram match to get as close to the warped blu colors as possible… just shifting closer to magenta than green, changing the hue of yellows to almost lime green, and upping contrast)

Home now, and on my home screen can far better see the blown out darks (resulting from my tweaks, not the histogram match). Still, achieves mostly similar colors. How they screwed up the colors so bad in their initial scans that I can barely replicate them is beyond me.