“That’s because it should be intuitive why I don’t like them.”
Since liking or not liking the film is an opinion, it may not be intuitive to people reading your post. Your explanation helps. Also, I see you did get around to posting why you did not like certain (or all) of the scenes in the film. Excellent!
The overarching of your criticisms is that the plot points are contrived. Of course they are. The whole film is contrived. Most films are. However, there are better ways to move the plot forward.
I am not bashing you.
I look forward to more of your detailed analysis.