Update: I showed up around quarter to three and it was dead. I went to the mall and tried to do some Christmas shopping (no luck) and grabbed a quick bite at the food court. Went back to the theater at 4:30, still dead. It’s now five, and I’m at a bar down the street waiting for my buddy to roll in. I think it might be providence that the universe has given me an opportunity to cushion my expectations with a little booze, all things considered, but the moral of the story for anyone seeing the movie tonight in more westerly time zones is maybe don’t worry too much about getting there early.