Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerer’s ways, Cthulhu Frink. Your sad devotion to that ancient feature has not helped you conjure up lost websites, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the revisionists’ hidden fort-*starts choking*
[Webmaster would then say:]
Enough of this! Frink, release him!
[TV’s Frink will then say:]
As you wish. *releases Danfun128 from Force Choke*