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Where were you in '77?
If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place — Page 185
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WRONG THREAD
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Eh, that thread is wack anyways.
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Suddenly, I’m having TRS-80 flashbacks!
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…you might wany to tread a little lighter with the guy suffering from depression.
Yeah right. How’s he gonna get me–depression power?
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He probably just meant that in the interest of being a decent human being, a concept that is probably lost on you anyway.
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He probably just meant that in the interest of being a decent human being, a concept that is probably lost on you anyway.
As one would expect, given that I am a post-human, transubstantiated, incorporeal meta-sentient cyber-imp.
Both decency and human beingery have fallen by the wayside during my ascension into the etherweb.
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That’s hysterically funny.
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As one would expect, given that I am a post-human, transubstantiated, incorporeal meta-sentient cyber-imp.
Both decency and human beingery have fallen by the wayside during my ascension into the etherweb.
Devolution will inevitably be perceived as evolution by the devout narcissist.
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Darth Id said:
Both decency and human beingery have fallen by the wayside during my ascension into the etherweb.
Yes, you’ve made that quite clear.
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Devolution will inevitably be perceived as evolution by the devout narcissist.
I know a little boy who needs a dictionary for Christmas!
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I know a cat that uses the toilet, you don’t see me bragging about it.
Oh wait.
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Where were you in '77?
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I know a little boy who needs a dictionary for Christmas!
Stick this in your twat and smoke it.
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Stick this in your twat and smoke it.
Sorry, but I consider all neologisms based on neo-Lamarckian fallacies to be non-canon.
On a related note, I really can do that twat-smoking trick, if you’re serious about wanting to see it.
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ha.
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On a related note, I really can do that twat-smoking trick, if you’re serious about wanting to see it.
I’d rather see you fellate and sodomize yourself simultaneously instead.
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I’d like to chime in and say in no way would I like to see that…
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On a related note, I really can do that twat-smoking trick, if you’re serious about wanting to see it.
I’d rather see you fellate and sodomize yourself simultaneously instead.
Hey, how’d you know about the Aristocrats? That trick is still under development! Somebody leaked! Why do I even bother having those kids sign NDAs at all???
I’d like to chime in and say in no way would I like to see that…
Too late–the fans have spoken!
And now, without further ado…
a super-special sneak preview by popular demand…
just…give me…one moment…to apply the sacred oils…
…and!
…
TA-DAAAA!
So you guys all saw that, right? [/out of breath]
Right?
Oh, who cares? I got mine.
Peace.
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Well after work today (I work at wal-mart) I was still at wal mart shopping (booze mostly) and while I’m waiting in line, some GROWN ASS MAN starts making threats of physical violence against one of our female workers over some stupid shit (even if it wasn’t over something stupid, which it was, there is still no place for that). So obviously I jumped out of line and went and stood in between them (reminding him that I was off the clock as I was doing so… he can call it an implied threat if he wants it’s not going to stack up well against his direct threat that was heard by everyone) and told him that I wasn’t going to move until he left. So of course he starts in on me, but upon understanding that I was twice his size, half his age, and off the clock, he finally did the math and backed down. I stayed over another hour filling out statements against him with the police. This woman is like a big sister to me and I took it very seriously. Bitches these days
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Yeah, I got a similar story to bitch about, Possessed. I too was at Wal-Mart (although I don’t work there, but usually just hang around pickin’ up chicks and scanning for leftover Icee in the food court), and I start hitting on this one chick in particular–who worked there. I picked up some mega-packs of condoms and ointment that I was gonna pretend to wanna buy just, you know, as an excuse to talk to her (and then tell her I didn’t want them after all, you know, after I got those digits), and I cut into her line and start my standard mack routine. I’m firing on all cylinders, you know, really makin’ progress, telling her how I’m bout to slap dat ass, and hit dat thing mad hard, you know, like chicks like)–when suddenly this other big ol’ bruiser of an employee cock-blocks the shit outta me! He gets all in my face, cuz he’s like jealous, you know, and says he won’t move until I leave and get this: he says he not even on duty! So clearly, he’s like, outside his jurisdiction, right? So I start tellin’ 'im, Look I saw her first, and let the lady decide and whatnot but this lumbering kid start peppering me with, like, MATH PROBLEMS like “What’s 2 times 8?” and shit, and I’m like DUDE, I’m way too drunk to do math, and this chick isn’t even worth it, yo.
So I totally see where you’re coming from about bitches these days, bro.
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Fuck off.