On a related note, I really can do that twat-smoking trick, if you’re serious about wanting to see it.
I’d rather see you fellate and sodomize yourself simultaneously instead.
Hey, how’d you know about the Aristocrats? That trick is still under development! Somebody leaked! Why do I even bother having those kids sign NDAs at all???
I’d like to chime in and say in no way would I like to see that…
Too late–the fans have spoken!
And now, without further ado…
a super-special sneak preview by popular demand…
just…give me…one moment…to apply the sacred oils…
…and!
…
TA-DAAAA!
So you guys all saw that, right? [/out of breath]
Right?
Oh, who cares? I got mine.
Peace.