I wish to b____ about today’s Eagles’ game with Detroit Lions. I don’t believe what I saw. How can a team be that bad? How do you lose 14-45 to the lowly Detroit Lions?!? This was a 3-7 team! We made them look like the New England Patriots! If I could, I’d do one of those “Hitler finds out . . .” where people take the rant from Downfall and put funny subtitles with it. I feel like exploding like that. This is about as bad as I have ever seen the Eagles. Chip Kelly needs to go, and a lot of others with him.

p.s. f___ the ***holes that ran out on the field during the game.